How to parallel park:
1) Park somewhere else
Being an introvert, I’ve had more thoughts about how I would have a conversation than actually having a conversation
- reaper: i have come to take you
- me: let me ask my mom
- reaper: it's not a choi-
- me: she said no
- Douchey boy on train: So, you’re heading into Manhattan?
- Me: Yes…?
- Him: Cool, cool. If you want I could give you my number, take you on a tour?
- Me: I am actually from the city, so I’m good.
- Him: Nice, nice. I go to COLUMBIA.
- Me: That’s great.
- Him: Columbia is an Ivy League.
- Me: I’m aware.
- Him: So where you go to school? I bet you’re a women’s college type of gal, am I right?
- Me: Nope.
- Him: Aww, too bad. I wish we had girls like you at Columbia, but I guess you can’t be pretty AND smart.
- Me: …
- Him: …
- Me: I go to Harvard.
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